5 Drinks that Cause You to Wake Up Next to Random Girls

We've all been there...one of your buddies yells "shots" and the next thing you know the sun is coming up...your head feels like it was on the short end of a fist fight, and there's some brunette coed laying next to you...

The good news is she's not fat, the bad news is it's your bed so you can't sneak out. When you think back on wtf happened last night...it probably involved one of these 5 drinks...

5.) Tequila Straight Up

Also known as Satan's beer. Odds are tequila either started the night, or it ended the night. Either way you'll in a few weeks if it was on your menu if that brunette ends knocked up.

4.) Jager-Train

If you see the train of Jager bombs being prepared...run...because you're getting at least one of them.

There's nothing like Red Bull slamming your nervous system pushing you to the brink of coronary failure all while getting you piss-on-your-neighbor's-dog drunk

3.) Kamikaze

Made with equal parts Vodka, Triple Sec & lime juice. You'll know if you had this disaster if you attempt to stand up and 2.2 seconds later you end up dive bombing the floor

2.) Irish Car Bomb

Anything with "bomb" in the name has it for good reason. Between the curdling of the Irish Cream and the Guinness dinner...you'll likely spend most of the afternoon with your head on a porcelain pillow

1.) New Jersey Turnpike

To make this delicacy, take the bar mat and squeeze it into a shot glass. Next top with what you can squeeze out of the bar rag. If you don't catch hepatitis from the shot, then you'll certainly going to need Pencilin for the girl in your bed, because if she still came home with you after this...then there's no way she's disease-free

Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.